Unbelievable...

My company bought me a new laptop. It has 2 512 GB SSDs.

Our IT set it up with windows 10.
ON BOTH SSD.

OM fucking G. How dump you have to be to install windows 10 two times in the same machine? What kind of mental illness is this?

I lost my sanity and googled ”FUCK YOU XCODE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT”...

That's how I found devRant.

!dev. Test/Fixing this monster because my dad's mother refuses to use a newer laptop even if i just give it to her.

+++ BREAKING +++
Local developer so fucking mad he confuses code comments for Devrants

I dont know what they're selling but they be trying really hard 😂.

me, to an HR: look at my GitHub, it has amazing projects!
my projects:

Fuck WYSIWYG.

More like what you see is what you deserve for working at a company that uses Microsoft threeshittyfive.

For god fucking sake, PulseAudio, write a usable fucking documentation for your library and remove idiotic silent exit(1) calls and properly log what the fucking issue was

I'm tired of debugging this piece of bull shit for over a month now already while the pulse library occasionally crashes for no apparent reason

A bot just made 519 pull requests with malicious Makefile code to get a github actions server to send a curl to a random host.

It's gonna be one of those days

Wake up to this. I'm calling in sick.

Inappropriate experience at work: One of our project managers got arrested one day for fraud. Apparently an employee had been in the middle of an online purchase and walked away from their desk. He happened to see the unmasked entry of the CC info (this was before websites cared about masking sensitive form inputs). I guess the temptation was too great…and he was too stupid to realize he’d get caught…and he jotted it all down. He made thousands of dollars in purchases which, naturally, eventually led back to him.

The same guy, before he got arrested, had made a joke when someone in an office team email said “Feel free to have some cake in the break room.” He replied “No need to do anything to me for the cake.” His first name was “Free”.

Some people just want to see the world burn. Found it on Reddit

Don't wanna go to bed cuz then I have to work tomorrow 😞

Image is me each standup

don't u find something desturbing in this pic

This trend is becoming really annoying really fast…

Bitmap.GetPixel isn't AI lmao

It remembers me of the "put blockchain everywhere" era.

Just had my first proper pull request to an open source project accepted 😎

> testing cronjob
> * * * * * /script.sh
> CPU spike to 100% all time

*FU#K*

To all my fellow ranters. A merry christmas to all of you. Wish you all the best.

I have a deadline in 3 hours and my iMac mouse battery is EMPTY AND BECAUSE OF APPLES FUCKING RETARDED DESIGN I HAVE TO FLIP IT BACKWARDS SO IT CAN RECHARGE AND I HAVE TO WAIT TILL THE BATTERY IS ALIVE WHAT THE FUCK WHO DOES THIS WHO THE FUCK BUILT SUCH A RETARDED DESIGN, WHY NOT HAVE THE USBC HOLE ON THE SIDES??????

Friday 15:30
Prod explodes.

Typical...

Became a maintainer for 2
somewhat old repositories,
can't wait to clean them up!

someone just ran :(){ :|:& };: on production

iOS fancy corner curve, in CSS… You. Will. Be. Mine.

Why was the computer cold?

Because it left its Windows open.

what the bloody fuck is this?

Erotic spam bots on GITHUB, what why?!
There are thousands of other websites
that would fit better to spam on but here?!

I want to vomit everytime rich people in upper management says stupid shit like "working for money in this company is a sin. Work for higher reason"

Hello, if only I get paid as much as you earn just by talking random nonsense in every meeting, I would be glad sharing the same shit quote like that to other employees in the company.

Fuck managers!

A while back, I ranted about emojis in code.

My nightmares are becoming reality.

Behold, production code:

👀