"I don't need to comment my code because I will remember what everything does/stands for later..."

"Before you marry someone, you should first give them a massive merge conflict to see who they really are."

Stare at the screen blankly, regretting your life choice to become a dev, cry, start researching mcdonalds job ads. Then end up spending 3 hours on devRant falling in love with programming again and then realising you have just wasted 3+ hours on a left out curly bracket...