Thats a screen burn....

Yup.

"But what are you going to use, waterfall?!"
"we had 52 releases last year..."
"but you are using waterfall!?"
"not really... we use blah blah...."
"thats not AGILE! so by process of elimination, you are uaing WATERFALL!"
....
"Whatever. When can we finish this 3 day long training on agile, and get back to actual work?"

Actual things that actually happened in a large corp.

This is nothing new.
To get the "free" product key for the ESX hypervisor, you needed to open an account, answer about 20 very personal questions, and sacrifice a goat.

Fuckn JavaScript.

Fuck. Hopefully it will be a mild case.

Fucking javascript.

Nueral net ability to learn and encode algorithems as observed in Cat Being Able To jump.

You can also teach the cat to open doors. From personal experience: Don't.

PEBKAC.

So you guys also use Java Annotations?

Something is very wrong with your HR process.

1. use an automated coding test plaform, before any technical interview.
2. Make sure your HR bot (human? doubt) knows what you are looking for, and filters correctly.

375 CV they went through, does not mean they were all senior dev CV.

s/webcrawler/AI/g

Can I get the rest of the day off now?

Thats apple numbers.

@cuddlyogre
FAKE RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HHGUJBVVFGHJJ!

but yeah.

Don't drink the water....

@awesomeest
Are you srsly justifing:
"Lather. Rinse. Repeat as required."?

🤯

Same reason Shampoo has instructions on it.
And seatbelts.

Same as bug fixing really.
Or getting shit done.

Also potatos are completly insane. You put 1 ton into the ground, and 3 month later, bam! 30-50 tons comes out....

GL.

memory leak much?

I once encountered a Singelton pattern class.
with four public static fields.
no methods, other then singelton pattern methods.
....
Class had another copy in the code base.

🤯

Weird. I thought fax2email was the solution, as approved by Legal.

Yes. It can also monkey patch classes and add methods to Object instances.

Why, you ask?
Because JS.

Just escalate to IT.

No

Is this "friend" in the room with us?

The whole XZ thing is a headache.
The maintainer was probably hacked.

virtenv ftw.

Theres a similar tool called bruno.

https://github.com/usebruno/bruno

@jassole
I don't care what you think. Also IDF, Hamas, or anyone else cares about what you think.
In War people will die. Period. Is it justified? No. Nobody should die. But here lies the problem: Both sides need to agree: this has to stop. ASAP.
Israel will Stop, as soon Hamas will release the abducted civilains, and disarm.
Hamas? they will never stop. They will continue trying to kill anyone they can. Even thier peace (Hodnaa) is defined as the "lets prepare for the next round" time.

So - more people will die. Needlessly. Until Hamas is stopped.

tl;dr Hamas is evil. Stop Hamas, save the world.

@kiki The Verzion version did not use sim card. I think it uses CDMA.
The european version do use a sim card.