Yooooooo!!!

😂 😂 😭😭😭

system32...

#THEULTIMATEGAMECHANGER

The so called star developers :D

CC: StackOverflow

😺when is a 3 not a 3
🤔
😸when it is a string
😥
😹

Now this is Rare..
Did I just break Google Search? Lol

A recursive bar walks into itself.

500 kbps hotel wifi my ass. I hijacked the smart TV's Ethernet connection and voila: 100mbps

I am a sandwich.

Happy today! 13th of September. The 256th day of the Year, that equals to 11111111 in Binary. Finally, Happy Programmer’s Day, The people who Dev & Rant 😍🤗🎂

Why did the integer drown?

Because it wouldn't float.

Hot fix of a production bug!

We are in 2017! :)

I'm just really bad at finishing anythi

My girlfriends mom asked whether I could fix her coworkers laptop. She claimed that it had viruses installed and laptop is laggy..

So... I got that laptop just now, got home and turned it on. It doesn't have WiFi drivers installed and I do not have any free Ethernet cable right now.

About the lags... Well you won't believe how many custom tool bars and security programs there were. McAffe, AVG, ESET and some Russian made firewall which asks for license key every 5mins.

And she asked me to reinstall windows and keep every file of hers, and she didn't bother to point which files of 300gb of photos/videos/docs are worth keeping and which are not.. HDD is 300GB :A fuck me

P. S. Since it's my first rant I can say ranting helps a lot to calm down

Tv hacker: I'll write code to hack their security cameras

2 seconds later

Tv hacker: I'm in

Me: go fuck yourself you fucking fuck

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

UTF-8. It’s almost perfekt.

Started Computer Science class yesterday, but i code like 12 years. My fellow mates mostly never coded in their life. They think its gonna be easy. They think they will have a social life. They think their gonna get sleep.
Those fools.

JSON Bourne

Programmers: Always use descriptive variable names.

Mathematicians: Single letter variable names always, ideally from obscure/dead alphabets.

Src: Twitter

- "Have you ever used breakpoints?"
- "Umm.."
- "You ever saw a breakpoint?"
- "You mean like... "break;"?"
...

Coincidence?

Linux is user friendly. It's just very picky about who its friends are.

Assembly! I bow down to the devs who came before me🙏

On my way to my first job interview ever! Applying for a Linux Support Engineer position.

Let's nail this 😎

"Are you running android?"
"No Samsung"
"So your OS is android"
"No Samsung"

Can totally relate to this

I have to admit I didn't expect that...