I just realised:
Why make flying cars, when you can land a fucking rocket
*very excited about FH*

When you are programming and you feel philosophical

me: maybe i should update my pro- naaaaaahhh lemme just watch stranger things
*after almost 17 hrs of watching stranger things*
me: great, totally motivated to continue project.... but first lemme get some sleep.

i could have done so many things and i could have fixed some bugs but i didnt. procrastination at its finest.

Simple as that.

I found that pornhub has a feedback section...
This man (wanting white theme) was totally rekt.
See another one in the comments

About time! Barely had any real estate left! :) Took about a month and a half. Obligatory pic!
Btw (related), thanks everyone who helped me get Debian working on here. I love it.

Do you people know that problem, where you sit down and code for 20 minutes, and suddenly it's 4 hours later?

What if I start coding in Comic Sans?

"C is C++ without the useless stuff"

"Isn't PHP a drug?"

🙃

In the next 40 years devRant will be non-existential because developers wont be there anymore, you know why?
AI takes over the world.. writes its own code and build new products.
Suck it.
Signing off
- Elon Musk

(personally, I love this guy)

"my app is so fast .....because it has nothing to load"

Prototype devRant rubber duck. Depending on my craft skills, might have a variety of dev themed capes too

When you search for this error during 3 hours

if (false);
{
printf("why u right ?");
}

And it was just the first lines comma

I find it difficult to develop with no monitor.

Why is there a shortcut to frying pan? 😁

Programmers will know;-)

👀 🤓 👀

Hope this hasn't been posted before, found it hilarious.
From /r/ProgrammerHumor

Oooooo~

😂😂😂

Have you ever been forced to work with a younger and far less experienced colleague and in turn for being nice to him been lectured about basic stuff which he thinks he knows better (but he doesnt)? Gosh, I haven't been this angry in years...

Debugging in a nutshell

Soo true...

Blue Screen Of Death v2!
How many agree?

May the source be with you.

Super power to write and understand commentless code !
🤖.
Why?
See picture!

I hate the new MacBook Pro's keyboard sound. It's ridiculous.

Be warned...

Using devRant during work hours 🤐😔