You haven't actually *begun* to learn anything until you've shouted FUCK THIS SHIT (or some variation) out loud at least once.

The anger is what makes it stick in your memory.

That moment when

My special talent in life is fucking up a tutorial that I follow step by step.

Was Studying for my Exams and found this hilarious comment by the Author of the Book.

during code review...
peer: "you should pass this variable, and extract the logger from it"
me: "why? it is a 3 line logging function. why not pass the logger instance?"
peer: "because that is our best practice. It is the way we do things"
me: "why is it a best practice?"
peer: "because it is. We use it everywhere!"
me: "No we don't. And I still don't understand why is this a best practice. can you explain?"
peer: gives ups, did not look at the mr, and was not going to.

mr stays open. probably forever.

Was forced to code like this:

if(condition)
{
//code
}

Instead of this

if(condition){
//code
}

Also I should mention that this happened 4 years ago and my mentor (27 years old economy major at the time) did not know how to use git, we stored projects on a shared networking folder.

I installed a firmware update on my router, and discovered it both adds telemetry and breaks the navigation in firefox. 🤦‍♀️

It also started complaining that my password isn't secure (despite its length) because it doesn't contain a symbol.

Good freaking job.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

When updating nuget packages takes longer than cloning, configuring and compiling the Linux kernel...

while(true)
bang(head, table);

Fuck I'm tired.
I almost casually executed rm - rf * in my $home

both sides...

The Predator Thronos by Acer... 3-monitor gaming rig that reclines and tilts backwards electronically. It is made for "serious gamers."

OR... I finally found my Arch Linux workstation and I'll never have to get up again!

My code cocoon! It's like I'm back in the womb with a 10 gigabit umbilical cord 🤤🤤🤤

My father was talking shit about Apple whilest he meant Linux and I was just sitting there agreeing to him :)

why does everyone hates php?

CSS can kill you!

we all have that weirdo programmer friend who can wear this :-)

When there is no error the first time you compile...

Isn't that weird?!?

How my apartment looks every time I start some new hardware project 😂