This is why I stopped using my iPhone. I just reminded myself after coming back from a two week holiday. Here we go e-mail..

// to understand infinite loop, see the bottom of this file.

At the bottom of the file:

// to understand infinite loop, see the top of this file.

Fucking Chrome, stop fucking up.

Lately found myself using Edge over Chrome way too often...

When the sales guy tries to speak technical with us /facepalm

What to do.. what to do..

//norant

I'm convinced, I love my wife's brand new Tesla Model X P90D.. 5411 lbs blowing 0-60 in 3.17 seconds.. it's f*cking ludicrous.. no more petrol cars for me from now on!

God bless.. wife is going to drive me around today with her new Tesla Model X P90D.. I'm genuinely terrified of her driving style lol.

Really, beat me.. not this kinda crap on my Sunday!

Shit.. tricky!

Sweet, just got an update on Android for some bug fixes related to devRant reloading etc. GG

This is getting uncomfortable, too social, too close.

When you're up at night concepting future things that nobody believes in

Someone asked how developers can make the world a better place here on devRant. Well, there you go.

Too tired of explaining puns to kleptomaniacs. They take shit literally all the time.

Brings me back to my younger days, 1984.. damn!

God damn, I can't feed my addiction

//Notarant

Playing Pokémon Go at Night

https://youtube.com/watch/...

Best way to clear the office during fire drill: Don't devRant until you are out of the office!

I swear to god, the next time someone brings in sh*t to a meeting again that's totally off-topic, I'll grab a nerf gun and turn this place into a f*cking war zone!

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Some people.... urgh!

You know..

Skipped the night, I feel like an old person now.

15 minutes later my wife steps in, happy 56th birthday.

I feel ancient right now!

devRant, lets face it.. our tags here suck just as hard as our commit messages. Fuck us all!

The development team I lead. They don’t find it as funny when I comment “Now watch me Na Na” after their “wip’s”

@dfox - Idea for weekly rant - worst candidate that showed up to a job interview.

Had a solid resume, claimed to be a Java king, top notch. First question after he sat down: How to create a thread-safe singleton in Java using double-checked locking?

Guy didn't know the answer. - NEXT!

After 7 years law is changing. The company that hired me as freelance CTO needs to offer me a contract.

Damnit! I can't charge too much anymore!

Kibana telling me my release should f#ck off earlier this afternoon.. sigh.

"What the hell, you got some custom tuning package?"

No man, it's called DevRant, it's awesome, spread the love!

Worst interview is the one that actually got me where I am today.

Its been 15 years ago, but I remember very well. Since it was a startup back then they didn't really have any job titles yet or what so ever. I applied for the role of network engineer, heck I didn't care I needed a paycheck.

5 minutes into the interview the smalltalk left the room and they started asking me questions, mainly about me as a person. Eventually it was my turn. After my first question I facepalmed so hard.. Do you guys have any SLA or documentation around here? Heard of ITIL? How is your load balancing?

They stared at me as if I was some kind of alien that had just invaded their little safe planet.. it was hilarious.

An hour later they called me to come back in and sign a contract.. from there on I kind of multi tasked my way around the first year.. bit of network support & design, customer support, sending and packaging orders after 5PM.. god we had long but awesome days.. hence, we were just the 5 of us. Nowadays we've got 150 developers out of 1019 total staff currently.. We also improved interview questions and processes ;)

Woke up at 4AM, god I hate Mondays..