*Daily standup*

"What did you do yesterday?"

"Errr.... I appeared in 16 LinkedIn searches."

dispatch(utterDisgust())

How do you deal with people who mistake your introversion for rudeness?

Hybrid is stupid

What are some subtle signs that you're being low balled on an offer? How do you counter it?

Why the fuck do resume maker apps have a monthly/annual subscription?

Double clicked a json file and now Windows is warming up visual studio. Kill me now.

I wish I knew some basic carpentry/plumbing stuff. Working with physical tools and creating/fixing something that you can actually touch and feel is oddly satisfying.

Jeff Delaney. 100 second videos.

Birth.

"It depends..."

Death.

* Hit send on email *
* Realize you wrote Retards instead of Regards *
* Shutdown the laptop *
* Book a ticket *
* Move to another country *
* Start a new life *

Other devs who say 'Jithub'

I just got a message that I've to be in the office twice a week, starting October. I'll have to move my ass to another city now. The whole pandemic just flashed before my eyes.

"I use Go/Rust" is the new "I use arch btw"

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Lol...

If I had a penny for every time I hit Ctrl + C and then Ctrl + C accidentally again...

I have a mug that says, "Coffee is always a good idea" in a fancy ass way.
I ALWAYS fill it with tea.

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US only

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

"Wait, wait, waiiiittt. Let me put my shirt on."

So long story short, I bought a license for a very popular web app theme a few years ago in the hopes that I'd someday use it to make a full fledged app that i can use as a showcase for my skills. Day in and day out, they keep sending me updates for the said theme, only for me to download it and then leave it to rot somewhere deep in the trenches of my hard drive, never to be heard of again until i run out of space and have to clear some stuff out. And then i proceed to delete it, thinking its ok coz i can download a new version when they send the next update. The last one that I downloaded was 9GB. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"How do you do X?"

"RTFM"

* npm install RTFM *

Regex somewhat rhymes with Rage. Coincidence? I think not.

Manager: "The client wants every new person onboarded to be like *calls out my name*"

What do you guys do while your pipeline is running?

TIL the .NET HttpClient doesn't work as expected if you don't put a trailing slash in its base address. I spent half a day trying to figure out why my api calls are returning HTML instead of JSON. Thank you Microsoft.

Windows 11 maybe shit, but that Notepad makeover though...

PM: Is it true that you will finish this task before the deadline ?
Me:

Q: "Babe, what's wrong?"
Women: "Nothing, its just fine"
Compilers: "Object reference not set to an instance of an object"

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