The only relationships that exist in my life, are the ones in my projects' ER diagrams. And they too are infected with foreign keys..!

What is a domain name system doing in a hospital..!
And, it has its own office too..!

self.age++

Is it just me or do any of you people also think that birthdays are now just normal days but with lots of calls..!

Me: Hey, do you play ku?
Friend: Ku?
Me: sudo ku?
Friend: :-|

I wish you could just make chrome into dark theme such that ALL the websites become dark..!
It'd be so much easier on the eyes...!

I used to have a girlfriend but then I once used her as a duck for rubber duck debugging and now I'm single..! :/

!rant

So I went for a movie last night in one the biggest malls in my city and this is what I found.

This is the pic of one of those touch screen monitors they have for information..

Come on guys.

!rant

I was just browsing around on devRant as usual and I got an idea. Though I'm pretty sure many people must have had it already.

But still, don't you guys think it would be nice to not hide the rant when you tap on it to expand because on slow networks it takes a long time to load the whole rant so we as users could just read the short version of the rant while it's being loaded and save some time. We could then just tap a long rant for it to expand and then read the smaller version until it does, it'll just save time I think.

Sorry if it sounds stupid..! :/

I've just come to my hometown for my brother's wedding. I didn't even deboard the plane and I had 10 messages from my manager to fix an issue.
Now here I am in the fucking smoking zone of the airport pushing code to gitlab at 12 in the night..!
FML

!rant
Java is to JavaScript what a car is to carpet.

So damn true..!