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STOP THE PRESS. Windows 10 Creators Update to allow more control over automatic restarts.

https://theregister.co.uk/2017/03/...

Now everyone please shut the fuck up about this shit.

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WORKS ON MY MACHINE.

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Obligatory stress ball picture, thanks for all your ++ on my underwater server room rant! ❤

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Does anyone else have a bigger than necessary gap in their log out button?

Just realised it's Christmas morning and I'm posting about a UI problem...

What is my life.

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Fuck off 😂😂😂

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Stop posting feature requests. Go to the hamburger menu and select 'About'. You'll find the email address for ideas in there.

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75% off Synergy! 😍 https://symless.com/synergy/...

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Does your PC still have a hunk of spinning rust inside it?

Crucial MX300 - 750GB - £105. 99. https://amazon.co.uk/dp/B01DUNLMUU/...

YOU'RE WELCOME.

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I've been meaning to post this picture I found a few years ago on Reddit for a while now which made me quite obsessed with the DEC VT220, of which I've still not managed to purchase. It's sure to make most of you moist where it matters, so enjoy.

Full picture gallery: http://m.imgur.com/a/badwC

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"The server is flooded!"

"With requests? DDoS?"

"No."

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This is a genuine search I just made... Is Google trying to tell us something?!

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Has anyone seen this thing? *Dribble*. http://shop.lenovo.com/gb/en/...

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I'd back it.

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If that strip ever works on Linux I'll eat my hat.

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I've read that DevRant has a public API...

Does anyone know what the URL is, please?

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Preach it sister.

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For those that have the need to compare files and folders often, Beyond Compare 4 is currently 20% off. http://www.scootersoftware.com

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This is the best thing I've seen in a long time. Simple but brilliant. https://GitHub.audio/

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Slack crashing the Intel Display Driver every 5 minutes.

This is fine.

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Trololololololololololol.

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Life.

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Fixing bugs in production like...

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Those deeply unhappy smiles...

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*NSFW* Big up to all you developers that work from home... I hope you've managed to overcome *that* stage. https://youtu.be/KGg1567fzTY

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For anyone that is about that life, Vim 8.0 has been released, the first major Vim release in 10 years.

https://groups.google.com/forum/...

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When I see a yet another post about Linux being superior to Windows for software development...

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Would you swipe right on this full stack developer's business card?!

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Awkward.

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End of sprint and the devs look at me like...

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Break the build, get foam rockets fired at your bonce. https://youtu.be/1EGk2rvZe8A

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