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It took me a long time to admit, but I think I'm finally ready to out myself: I kinda love JavaScript.
Seriously, if you avoid classes in favor of Object.create and if you make use of lambdas instead of bind/apply/call whenever possible, it might successfully give you the illusion of a clean language.
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