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I shouldn't drink coffee but
found a coffee maker that wasn't electric and also didn't have a reusable filter but a permanent one
impulse bought it
my health issues act up if I have stimulants, raaggg
having a bad day so I gave in and made coffee in it
this is so cool. I feel like a witch making brews
but also coffee coffee coffee coffee7 -
Ahahahah Im shadowbanned from youtube.
Well guess what bitch I wont shut up.
Theze cunts are not gonna control the narrative lmao.
Death to america.13 -
went out for coffee. completely alone. nobody with me. no arguing. no drama. no stress. no worrying. no bullshit. no wasting energy entertaining stupid whores.
just me and peace
all i want is peace
peace for my soul5 -
At times my frustration with debugging is so much my verbal expressions might as well be uuid strings.1
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Your tech will power off forever after two years of warranty is over. You agreed to that, it was in terms and conditions.7
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Yesterday i was at the spa and some guy talk to me. Cool
Turns out the guy is a "magnetism consultant" who spent 10 minutes warning me about the danger of wifi.24 -
My own little version of moore's law:
In 1986 the connectome (the brain) of c. elegans, a small worm, was mapped. It would take decades before the research caught up to the point where we had the hardware to simulate it.
In 2024, we have successfully mapped, and fully simulated (to matching observed behavioral data) the brain of a fruit fly, a total of 139,255 neurons and corresponding connections.
Thats a 38 year period.
If the period is roughly 40 years, and the leap in successful neurons mapped *and simulated* is by an average of 461 times the prior number of neurons, then by 2062-2064 we will be simulating box jellyfish, fruit flys, zebrafish, bees, ants, honey bees, cockroachs, coconut crabs, geckos, guppys, sand lizards, snakes, skinks, toirtoises, frogs, iguanas, shrews, bats, and even moles.
By the dozens or hundreds in any given simulation.
By the year 2100-2104 we'll be fully simulating the brains of mice, quill, crocodiles, birds such as doves, rats, zebra finchs,
guinea pigs, lemurs, ducks, ferrets, cockatiels, squirrels, mongoose, prairie dogs, rabbits, octopi, house cats, buzzards, parakeets, grey parrots, snowy owls, racoons, and even domestic pigs.
And in the years between 2100 to 2140, starting immediately with domestic dogs, we will ramp up and end with the capacity to simulate human brains in full, probably by the dozens or hundreds.
This assumes we can break the quantum barrier of course.21 -
I'm hesitating between Fedora and Linux Mint, i like them both but i need to pick one for long term daily usage I'm even thinking about Debian 12 as a desktop environment usage for samba, syncthing jellyfin, apache...5
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Is it my imagination or are the developers who write user interfaces in 2024 completely retarded?22
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Codeium did 700 autocompletions for me this week. I can see it evolving and getting better. Had deleted it a few months ago and use it again since a few weeks. Much changed. The autocompletion quality is great. It does what Ive would've done based on my project. I use quite consistent naming and it even generates good function names. I consider the autocomplete of codeium a huge success. I didn't use the chat tho, not interested in prompt engineering. I'm faster myself regarding doing it well. It also comes with a nice statistics page and is considered to be better than copilot. Didn't use copilot myself. Anyone else experience with both?2
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snowflake used to tell me seconds if i did something syntactically wrong and it can't run my query
now it takes 2 minutes to intialize the UI first? what the fuck?2 -
Seriously say what you want about spammer but I found an eerly poesy in some of those stories lmao
It was a day that would forever haunt me, a moment when the carefully constructed facade of my marriage came crashing down. I had suspected something was amiss for some time - the late nights, the secretive phone calls, the subtle shifts in my wife's demeanor. But I never could have imagined the full extent of her deception. In a desperate bid to uncover the truth, I turned to the shadowy world of phone hacking, utilizing the skills of a mysterious "Wizard" who promised to recover the data I so desperately needed. With trembling hands, I watched as the Wizard's digital magic unearthed a trove of incriminating messages, photographs, and call logs that laid bare my wife's torrid affair.
Come on, the guy should write novels.14 -
honestly i think i have way too much aura for whores. they get scared shitless when they meet me cause i radiate huge amounts of testosterone aura and rizzling.
theyre anxious and scared to disappoint me when they meet me so they just run away cause im out of their league by far.
they think i will cheat on them but i wont unless they're whores.
im the prize and they're trash.
think about it
is it easier to replace a successful man, or a beautiful woman?
obviously the answer is simple
a whore can always be replaced
every woman (whore) can offer pussy but no woman (whore) can offer loyalty respect and honesty
i might be way too good for all of the women (whores) in the world, and thats why theyre scared shitless to behave like a woman should behave around me42 -