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  • 16
    Me and a fellow friend started working as a freelancer.

    of 3 projects that we have:

    One has a terrible code (like really nasty and over engineered to the maximum). albeit each new feature is a challenge to our sanity... they pay are are somewhat nice.

    Another after we did the job they don't want to pay (thankfully we are on a platform that is like the middle man for work, they already have the money so should be "trivial") because they say we did not do what they asked. Brother, the 2 A.M. is not an hour to be called, and we did all the little shitty task they askend AND the original tasks...

    And in the last one we hired a team to work with us because we don't have more hours in a day... and they only rename some vars, call it a day, ignoring the task on the sprint and they wanna get paid for the "job"

    I just wanna drink a few pints of guinness...
    rant
  • 11
    Someone's going to be fired. Not me. When I joined my current company I was severely unwell. The survival rate for the state I was in was only slightly better than cancer (at 2 years less than 3 in 4 survive). I told work all of this. As far as I can tell they did nothing. As far as I can tell they didn't belive me. They've now got shitty about my performance and have actually asked for an independent review of my health. It is bad. It's significantly better than it was and it probably sounds worse than it is, but it is bad. They don't even know how much worse it was when I joined because they DIDN'T GET AN ASSESSMENT LIKE THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO. Someone is getting fired. HR hasn't responded to my emails since last Tuesday when they got the assessment. The only person that's said anything to me is my manager, he was in a bit of a grump last Wednesday (I don't think they'd told him yet) but he's being nice today, not a single word of criticism.

    Someone is getting fired.
    rant
    11
  • 8
    I give up.

    I have to make a bunch of disparate things work together, in an otherwise easy-sounding ask, and they’re all broken. Every one of them is broken. Even links between them are broken. Devs hardcoding incorrect values; devs pushing broken code, broken dependencies, broken configs. The orchestration is broken. The containers are broken. The NATS/gRPC flow is broken. Nothing works out of the box; many of the pieces require config and env hacking to run, and when they do run, the data formats don’t match between services (nor do e.g. account IDs). I can’t do it anymore. I was so burned out before this ticket that I couldn’t look at anything work related without feeling physical pain. And now this.

    I’ve spent weeks just getting things to run and talk, and being ignored when I ask for help. There have been walls every step of the way, and I’m still not done. I can’t do this anymore.
    rant root can’t.
    9
  • 7
    Client began micromanaging our project :/ . Now we have to log our hours on each task and then replicate that in another time tracking system. Double-accounting...

    And we do not get the Jira's Tempo plugin to see a summary of what hours we've logged.

    It's reached the point where now I have to create a task to cover for the hour spent for time logging alone :/

    damn it. It was a fun project though.
    rant
    5
  • 7
    A blackbox seo tool that was made by aliens we use says that a couple of our WordPress sites are loading very slowly, so I enable caching through nginx and increase the resources available to them through high capacity fpm pools. They scan again and almost nothing has changed with the page load score.

    So I look in lighthouse, which I just learned about, and I find that several of the pages have several MB size images. So that means I'll have to mogrify the entire uploads directory to try to get the size down.

    It also suggests I use avif to save a ton of data, which I'm torn on. I hate downloading an image and it not being a normal format that everything can open. But my sites are not image sharing sites, so it's a lot less annoying to the user since they will never realize they're getting an avif. That also means I will have to redo all the image links to point to the avif instead of the original, which sounds like the least fun activity ever.

    Another thing that I keep seeing is that Elementor is just slow and slow page loads are part of the deal. If we have to scrap Elementor, that means I will have to be more involved in developing the WordPress sites and I really don't want to.
    rant
    6
  • 6
    devRanters, are you still here?

    Since, sadly, it's not possible to post images anymore and the founders unfortunately aren't addressing the issue (unless I missed something, let me know), I'm thinking about implementing an integrated external image uploader in devRant UWP client (if you don't know, I made a client for devRant in 2016 you can still download from the Microsoft Store on Windows 10/11), integrated as link for official clients, loaded as image in my client.
    It won't resolve the issue on mobile (other than seeing the link to the image), unless you're using a Windows Phone in 2025!, but at least you could potentially see images on Windows (for rants posted using my client).

    Let me know what do you think. If there are any devRant UWP users still here... lol
    devrant images windows third-party client devrant uwp
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  • 5
    Idealistic vs. realistic sprint planning:

    Idealistic:
    p1: "Can you tell us why you think this user story deserves 9 workdays?"
    p2: "Of course. We are using framework xyz for part ABC of component y, so if we were to adopt changes in this, we would need to do new test planning and adjust accordingly. The complexity is of linear time and so -"
    p1: "Interesting. I had not thought about that. Let us discuss more"

    Realistic:
    p1: "Ok so, how long?"
    p2: "um, 9 days"
    p1: "k"
    p2: "k"
    p1: "and you?"
    p2: "yeah 4 for this 2 for this 1 for this, rest is ok"
    p1: "aight, meeting concluded gg"

    The idealistic one can happen if there's team trust, but usually there's team dysfunction which causes for team silence and brewing of product issues later on. If only reality weren't this sad.
    rant scrum iteration-planning estimates devlife
    10
  • 5
    my plan for perfect state:
    - powered by nuclear energy
    - metric system, 24-hour clock
    - state-owned and built midrisers for public housing with regulated prices, privately owned and built luxury housing
    - free healthcare, free generic drugs, option to pay for name-brand drugs. option to choose the gender of your urologist/gynecologist
    - free public education, free kindergartens
    - free centralized heating, Russia-style
    - same-sex marriages are legal. legal documents for polyamorous partners, though not the same one as what you get when you get married. they grant some rights and don't grant other rights
    - gender-neutral bathrooms in all state-owned buildings. privately owned places have the choice to make non-gender-neutral, separate bathrooms. bathrooms for wheelchair users are mandatory
    - weed is legal, psychedelics are legal. you can grow, but there are limits
    - possessing any drug in small (relative to the drug) quantities is not a criminal offense
    - free HRT & voice coaching for trans people. But puberty blockers are illegal. gender-affirming surgery for children is criminal offense. let kids wait till they're able to consent
    - Swiss-style gun laws
    - no official religion, but the capital city has state-owned churches of all major religions. religious leaders are elected
    - pragmatism, statistics, no ideological & demagogic bullshit
    - extensive tram, metro & rail network
    - bike and pedestrian-first roads
    - multiple "city centers", all walkable
    - scientology and other cults are banned
    - no free parking on publicly owned land, option to pay for a parking lot for your car. All paid lots are equipped with fast charging for EVs
    - no petrol cars in cities. no car restrictions in the countryside
    - Barcelona-style superblocks
    - all office workers have the right to work remotely and visit offices only if they want to
    - free abortions
    - mandatory vaccines for children, free vaccines for everyone
    - free, state-owned bike "rental" network
    - airbnb and other short-term rentals can't occupy more than 10% of the city center, companies that own airbnb places can't be incorporated overseas, they should be present locally
    - Japenese-style "obsessed with fairness"-style local elections
    - free shelters for the homeless, dedicated shelter network for domestic violence survivors of all genders
    - refined sugar content in all food products (except for 100% refined sugar) is regulated and limited
    - all vegan food items that are designed to replace meat-based items can't cost more than their meat counterparts
    - four day, six hours per day work week. for people working in shifts, eight hours per shift max (you'll need three shifts to fill 24 hours)
    - mandatory vacations, paid for by the company
    - six months worth of salary if you're laid off, two months worth of salary if you quit on your own with two weeks notice
    - autobahns with no speed limit
    - no noise after 21:00
    - ban underground and overhead crossings. people shouldn't climb to just cross the road
    - Swiss privacy laws
    - well-funded, well-equipped police force. all bodycam footage is public. turning bodycam off is grounds for termination. small task-force within police to fight corruption
    - every citizen gets a free domain name of their choosing
    - bike theft = car theft
    - graffiti is not a criminal offense, but city cleanliness laws are Singapore-style (though not as harsh)
    - all phones have user-replaceable batteries
    - PRISM-type shit is illegal. all electronic devices sold here should be stripped of backdoors & surveillance
    - completely ban hostile architecture
    - government secret service should exist, but the number of people there should be limited
    - ban exotic pets
    - real, long sentences for pedos (pedos in the us are basically free, they barely get any time)

    overall, I think there should be more separation between city and countryside laws. no one needs a Ford F-150 in my imaginary city, but some farmers do need it in my countryside!
    random
    11
  • 4
    Is it a bad idea if i choose to build my own framework rather than using Laravel for example? I took a look at Laravel and it's a hell of folders, in addition you start coding in laravel not php lol so it has to be taylor's coding style, next, what happens if you use Laravel 12 then Laravel 15 is released, the update won't break the current version?

    I need your opinions specially from those who created their own php framework just for the sake of stability and simplicity, i don't need all the bloatware from laravel, I'm using MVC concept and following PSR conventions....
    question php
    11
  • 4
    Have you ever proposed great ideas to the company, yet they were rejected time after time, only for some half-assed golden favorite boy to steal the show for you with their half-assed idea?

    I mean, now I understand that once you've been long enough in the industry, you express a deep, long sigh at least once a day. Plus, it affects your mental health. Not giving a fuck and just working on yourself more and your personal projects is crucial.
    question cronyism corruption devlife ideation
    6
  • 2
    For the last months I've been consulting for this company. My initial thought was that they resembled the company in The Phoenix Project.

    Ultimately, as the weeks have passed, the thought has strengthened more and more. The resemblance to characters such as Brent Geller is too high to hide. Every time there is an incident, I can recall it from the book as well.

    The worst part is that some of the staff here is familiar with the book. It's as if they try to match their work to it, I think...
    rant code phoenix project testing devops git blame team topologies
  • 2
    Quitting dev job after 3 months (8 YOE) – thinking of switching to BA/PO. Anyone else been there?

    Just passed the 3-month probation at a mobile dev job in a bank—and I’m already planning to quit either tomorrow or Monday.

    It took me 5 months to land this job, I’ve spent 3 months working here, and I only need 3 more to qualify for a mortgage (which was the original plan). But I just can’t do this anymore. I’m drowning in endless technical churn every day.

    Last week broke me: I was moved without notice to a completely different team and domain, with a massive proprietary codebase, zero onboarding, and totally unreasonable deadlines—in other words, unpaid overtime is just expected. I was hired at mid-level pay but expected to produce senior-level results like someone who’s been here for years. I honestly don’t know how even neurotypicals would cope with this chaos.

    I have a bachelor’s degree, 8 years of experience, and usually stick it out at least a year—even in shitty jobs. But this? Either I’m too old for this shit, or taking this role was just a mistake. My ADHD brain is fried. I’ve never felt this anxious, foggy, and burnt out—and it happened fast.

    The guilt of quitting this quickly and going back to the grind of interviews and memorizing trivia is eating me alive. But I’m falling apart, and at this point, I feel like I have no other choice.

    I’m also thinking of switching to a BA/PO role. I’m actually good at organizing chaos, writing documentation, and talking to people—without wanting to hide under a rock.

    Has anyone else with made the jump from dev to BA/PO? Did it help? Would love to hear your experience.
    rant rants
    1
  • 1
    What a big surprise that developers have burnout. It used to be that working code that was halfway decent was good enough, and now the industry demands of you that you produce Martin Flower/Google engineer-level clean code at the high speed of a senior dev with thirty years of experience. And this is not a joke, it's the norm. I've been asked to meet this norm and sustain it. What a piss-off. How is anyone supposed to keep up with this pace?
    rant expectations burnout devlife
    2
  • 2
    One of the top comments under a lobotomy sound effect video says this:
    "Imagine that annoying sound playing in your head as it, your memories, feelings and thoughts slowly fade away"

    Bitch, what if ALL my memories, feelings and thoughts are literal hell that I want to purge by all means necessary, but I don't want to die? Priviliged people be valuing their precious priviliged experiences without realizing that for a lot of us life is hell
    random
    4
  • 1
    I think video comments are probably going to go into vogue at some point

    commentator content is just someone watching stuff and then making videos of their replies to it. it's really weird but it does pretty well even though the commentator isn't even anyone special

    but if there was a service where you could just reply with videos... would feel more human and become less isolating and more natural compared to current internet

    probably next evolution of the internet and these media platforms
    random
    3
  • -2
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  • -3
    Hey guys, I was doing some crypto research and found this forum.

    What are the best free crypto research tools available today for on-chain data analysis, sentiment tracking, and technical indicator integration especially those that support multi-chain ecosystems?

    I’m trying to build a workflow that combines:

    Real-time on-chain metrics (e.g., transaction volume, active addresses, wallet distributions)

    Social sentiment and trend analysis from Twitter, Reddit, and other sources

    Automated alerts for significant on-chain events (e.g., whale movements, protocol upgrades)

    Technical charting overlays integrated with fundamental blockchain data

    Many paid platforms exist, but I’m interested in free or open-source tools that offer these capabilities, with API access for automation and custom data pipelines. Bonus if they support data export for Python or R analysis.

    Has anyone compiled a current list or hands-on experience with such tools? Any recommendations for resources to get started, or best practices when combining multiple tools?

    Would appreciate pointers or even some curated guides. For reference, I found this page listing some free crypto research tools:
    question bitcoin research cryptocurrency
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