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This fucking imp.

I had my first extensive code review today and this bitch totally sold me out and I feel demoralized as fuck. Since I'm new in the team, my boss points me to this other developer who has done a lot of the scripts they've been using. The questions I ask her are not things I can just figure out through "logic" so keep in mind, I have no other option but to trust her word.

Today, my boss reviewed the code and found a piece I used to handle some scenarios. He asked me why I did that. I said I had issues so I asked cuntface what was the standard for it. He then asked cuntface, and she denied, "no, no, I gave this other code" and I looked like a fucking fool or a liar.

Thinking I may have made a mistake, I looked back to our Skype conversation and saw that cuntface edited her previous message and replaced it with a different file name. She sent me the wrong file and now covering her ass for it! How did I know she changed the file? Because I asked her after that "is this it? (pasted code snippet from the file)" where she responded "yes". Guess what? That snippet is not in the file she changed to. Yes, I double check with her now because prior to this, she's done a lot of shit like this that fucked my timeline. I guess she couldn't edit the entire conversation to make shit up. She said "yes" to the wrong code.

Before this, she also:
* Gave me incorrect URLs that the other developer asked me where I got it from because that shit ain't working. She would also often say she doesn't know when she was supposed to be the source of information for these credentials. The only time she would actually look into it is if I message my boss saying I can't proceed because cuntface nigga don't know.

* Made the lives of me and another developer miserable by using tabs and spaces interchangeably in Python. This is not us being nitpicky but jesus christ, have you seen a code that looks the same but doesn't work the same and you spent countless hours trying to figure out why?

* She was assigned to pass me the requirements from another senior who works on a different shift. When I finished, the other boss got upset because ***I*** didn't understand the requirements.

* I reported that I'm getting an error when querying the database. She said it was down. Boss asked how my testing is going. I said I can't continue because the database is down. He was like "No, it's up." Fuuuuuck you, bitttch.

I'm so tired of this shit. I don't want to be the immature motherfucker to stir some drama over this and prove that she's a fucking braindead son of a bitch but moving forward, I'll keep asking my boss directly even if he gives me the option to ask the bitch again. Maybe he'll get the idea.

I need a different strategy because my boss is pretty busy but the bitch available is giving away false information that I cannot verify so what the fuck.

The sad thing is I really like this project and our CTO is just fucking amazing but of course, there's always someone fucking everything up. Now there's two of them. Two of the same kind. Fuck shit.