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Butcher knives aren't best for murder. They are used to chop the victim afterwards. It's better to use a chef's knife.
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@Michelle People working daily with SQL don't need to be murdered, their life was drained from their meaty shell long ago.
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Fuck, they have started a revolution. I guess they didn't like people talking to them about their problems.
Watch out your duck might kill you in your sleep! -
@nahson
Twisting doesn't always work. Especially if you didn't stab deep enough. If it's a killer's first time, most likely they won't stab deep enough. In a real murder, flesh is a lot harder to pierce than you think.
Instead what you do is, you drag the knife up. It'll leave a deep wound, and gradually blood will fill it up.
It'll kill the better because they'll either die of blood loss or if you're lucky, you'll hit a major artery. -
@nahson
Oh shoot. I had no idea how far I went. Haha sorry! Don't worry, I haven't killed anyone. They only reason why I know all this stuff is because the protagonist in my novel is a serial killer.
To make it realistic, I'll imagine it an act it out. That's how I discover murder methods, tricks, and etc. It's all through my imagination and not in reality so don't worry.
Oh and I don't go to devRant meetups since my parents won't let me. So you're safe. :)
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