JavaScript: A machine where the gear for a diesel engine is plugged into an electrical engine and every axel, bar and movable part runs at its own independent speed. I spend my time in JavaScript figuring out how to make every element work together while munching anti-psychotics.

Online rants about JavaScript: I heard someone say its bad, and read about its bad practice so it has to be true since the floating point errors and NaNs are too funny. Best i try to bash the language based on assumptions without knowing what IEEE standards are or what the language does and that ES5 and ES6 fixed most things for the good.

So long NaNNaNNaNNaN-Bashman

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