“Pay attention to zeros. If there is a zero, someone will divide by it.” 
Dr. Cem Kaner

@Floydian ArithmeticException

@Divisionbyzero 😋

Yeah fuck roots of negatives and method calls on null as well. And everything related to date/time with its fucking DST and leap shit and race conditions. Let's start a new universe, shave off a few dimensions (Two is plenty), with only positive integers. Pi? Fuck that, no circles, only unit squares. No unicode, just a 25-letter alphabet (I mean, fuck the letter Q), no diacritics, no fucking emojis. One graybrownish race of pansexual hermaphrodites while we're at it, and we'll all agree that spaces are better than tabs, or the other way around, who cares, let's get rid of one. And shit like taupe, mauve and teal are not colors, they're mental diseases.

I forgot where I was going with this. January is such a shitty month, too much rant-energy, it kind of just starts flowing.

Those sneaky little bastards.