You know what really grinds my gears?

Executive bathrooms. They get gold and marble and all kinds of fancy shit and the rest of us get a linoleum shit box. Who do they think they are? Are they too good to shit and piss with their developers. You know...the people who make the shit that makes them money?

Executives are just overpaid suits who do next to nothing while the rest of us carry their fat asses across the finish line and they are too good to take a shit with us common folk.

@teganburns ...did I say I was a CEO?

@teganburns ah. No thanks. I enjoy actually working :P.

@teganburns do you own a fancy marble and gold toilet?

@JKyll and if so, can we see pictures?

I agree with the absurd fanciness, but not going to lie, I've actually considered the fact that I'm unlikely to ever take a shit next to the CEO to be a bonus of being a woman in tech. I imagine it would be even worse for dudes. I just find the idea of potentially accidentally seeing an exec's dick weird. They can be in their weird business world. I'll be in my interesting world. Separate, and ought to be more equal.

@Christine you know. I could live with that.

@Christine I don't think your gender has to do with it, I might not become a CEO because I've seen how it may become an unhealthy unsustainable life style but I'm open to opportunity.

I just want go in there and drop an epic dump and clog up one of their rich people toilets.

@teganburns well in that case you don't seem to fit OP's douche executive. On a side note, I do appreciate a nice clean bathroom but I don't find it useful to be "fancy"; would you fancy a top notch, high class, executive bathroom if you had the money to spare?

@teganburns ah, misunderstood what he was referring to as humble.

@teganburns so no, I’m not being humble in this case. Because every exec I have had the misfortune of meeting has taken credit for my hard work. They all sit around their big table yanking their dicks like they did something incredible while never recognizing the people who had the power to turn an idea into reality.

Then there are the ones who act like their stupid idea should be “easy” and “take no time at all” to accomplish. And boy oh boy when shit breaks...now you get credit for that. Never mind the fact that they asked for a stupid hacky feature or rushed a deadline.

And btw, on top of the fancy shitters they also have their own private parking garage. Because once again...they are too good to park with the “trash”. Can’t park that Jag next to my Honda Civic.

How dare you! Bow before your golden Gods in upper management!!!!