Non technical Co-founder comes up with some batshit crazy idea and says it’s Agile because he thinks that means you’re not allowed to argue with it.

Dumb people are dumb.

Soon you can raise the DevOps flag high above your team, start having daily standups and hire a scr(ot)um master that does absolutely nothing but gets paid 2x what the most senior dev in the team does. It's a good day, management gets a bonus for delivering on their goals and bringing innovation and you get to ship half baked shit into production as MVP1.
🎉🎉🎉

@Froot I see you’re a fan of Agile.

@SSDD I'm a DevOps man. DevOps is my religion, I live and breathe it.

@Froot fair play. I respect that.