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agentQ
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I had a few girlfriends in the past and now am married for 4 years and can't remember any gfs before the married life. Ever had a pre-identity crisis?

My mind: "WHO THE F&*! WAS I? WHAT DID I DO? ITS LIKE TOTAL RECON AND AMNESIA ALTOGETHER!!"

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  • 6
    How do you not remember this?

    I still remember my first girlfriend's name, face, eyes, hair, even what she smelled like. lol I even remember her silly iMac password.
  • 1
    @Root I don't know, seriously. I think I had 5 exes and I can't remember who was my first. Probably wasn't much of a first impression and currently it's bugging me. Who was she...
  • 1
    You're married, so now it's the name of your first boy. Rumplestilskin!
  • 2
    @gorsamp But now you know my secret answer! I'm switching to Rapunzel's full name. Lol
  • 1
    My password recovery questions are passwords.
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