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This is more of a rant about myself and what a prick I am. Last week I left my brand new Kindle at a hotel, just forgot about it because my brain is mush.

I don't even bother calling the hotel for days thinking and knowing full well the staff would have taken it (this stupid thing is worth a week's worth of wages here). I decide to call anyway and ask. "Yes sir, Mr. Matt, your Kindle is safe and sound in our hotel's main safe in a soft case awaiting your pickup or we will be happy to courier it to you".

I drove back to Varna and the super nice hotel guy apologized he didn't have my number otherwise he would have called (I don't have a phone number in BG).

I hate being the cynical asshole-dick I've always been.

Fuck.

I'm getting drunk now.

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  • 7
    And there goes the Kindle
  • 10
    Remember to pick it up this time
  • 5
    Your Mac is the only Mac I like 😍
    And yes be faithful, only 95% of the world population sucks ass. The 5% that is not might be worth tolerating the rest :)
  • 2
    Love the pic. Must be of a blond and a brunette 8)
  • 1
    2013 vintage reprezent. She's looks and operates the same as she did the day she landed on my laps. @Snatched
  • 1
    Pumpkin 'infused'.. Whatever the fuck that means. Surprisingly brilliant. @FunkDelegate
  • 1
    I'm a beer lover myself. Gimme a sign if you ever 'd make it to Belgium. I'll be happy to show you around. 🍺
  • 0
    Your invite has been noted and incredibly appreciated. I understand Belgium, I understand Belgium beers, I've been many times. Hope to see you..@FunkDelegate
  • 4
    I once left the book More Effective C++ in a hotel drawer in Seattle. As soon as I got home, I called the hotel. No book.

    What kind of idiot twat steals a book that they likely have no idea how to even read? I hope they enjoy the $3 it'll sell for on Amazon. Assholes.

    I lead by example. I find cell phones and wallets and I get them back to their owners. No "finder's fee" bullshit.
  • 2
    There is a possibility the hotel staff simply thought you moved onto C# and intentionally left the tome behind for someone else to enjoy. @antic
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