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*In a lecture

Lecturer: Consequences of Distributed Systems
Students: **attentive as fudge**
Lecturer: Heteroginity
Students:
Lecturer: Independent Failures
Students:
Lecturer: No global 'COCK'
Students: WHOOOOA, global what?...that escalated fast
Lecturer: I mean no global 'CLOCK'
Students: yeah right, can we use cock though?

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    If this is real that teacher deserves a raise!
  • 2
    I do some lectures as a drop in. I usualy put a *relevant* image, of a girl in a bikiny about halfway into the talk, to wake ppl up...
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