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  • 35
    >GREAT TEAMWORK
    *you do everything, because your coworkers suck the dick of your boss enough to be able to afford not to work*
  • 9
    @gnulinuxer4fun that's totally devRant suitable comment 😂
  • 29
    > INNOVATIVE AND FAST PACED
    * We've got no idea what the fuck it is or how to use it but it's still in production *
  • 4
    Leaving a friendly . for good luck
  • 18
    > BLEEDING-EDGE TECHNOLOGY

    *Because “cutting-edge” no longer appeals to Venture Capitalists*
  • 12
    > GENERATING A LOT OF BUZZ
    Building a product that no one uses.
  • 13
    > INCLUSIVE TEAMBUILDING
    * Every Monday morning we cum together to get slapped in the face with buzzwords by non-tech personnel *
    Edit: * come *
  • 6
    @FunkDelegate cum together would be fun 🤣
  • 3
    @samxxx Hence the opposite 8)
  • 2
    @ifti4425 i got one of those where the requirements only listed deprecated tech...
  • 14
    >DYNAMIC ENVIRONMENT
    *the client has dementia, we have no plan or purpose, and your co-workers are most likely assholes
  • 11
    Modern Agile Methodologies!
    - No planning, Chaos everywhere, drop everything and do this instead mentality daily.
  • 14
    > WE WORK HARD AND PLAY HARD

    Say goodbye to your personal life.
  • 12
    > FAST-PACED ENVIRONMENT

    Total dependence on buggy, undocumented tools.
  • 14
    > WE NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN JUMP RIGHT IN

    You will receive no help or onboarding.
  • 6
    >JOIN OUR PRACTICAL/REALISTIC/DOWN-TO-EARTH TEAM

    *the idea is pristine and innovative, no body yet to touch it, so why should we be the first ones to risk our precious money for some smart ass ambition?
  • 5
    >JOIN OUR EDGY/MODERN/STATE-OF-THE-ART TEAM

    *the single word is being pimped around the social media by any fuckin literate mutherfucker with an internet connection, so we shit in a bag and they buy it
  • 3
    Idk man, my job has legit free food and beer. Come work with us 😉
  • 1
    @unmarked

    So does mine, but few things depress me more than drinking a beer in the office. It's literally the last place I would want a beer.
  • 6
    > FLAT HIERARCHY
    You'll eat as much shit as your manager does
  • 6
    > DYNAMIC ENVIRONMENT
    You're dynamic, flexible and stress resistant. Aka we don't give a fuck about the deadline being unrealistic. You'll work double time till you're burnt out.
  • 1
    @bahua I can see that. I love my job though so that makes it more appealing
  • 3
    @unmarked Yesterday I've seen a job ad, saying they have Chicago house and Belgian beer after work. I'd really love that! 🍺
  • 1
    @FunkDelegate better hurry up and apply!
  • 2
    @unmarked

    I do too, but I love my family and bars more.
  • 1
    @unmarked Don't know if it's for real though. They have an office in Chicago and an office in Belgium. They might be referring to that... 😑
  • 4
    "4 developers sat with headphones in"

    Sounds like a dream job to me
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