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First time going to AMERICA to work with the client! PORTUGAL CARALHO

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    Spoiler: we don't all have guns. However, a lot of us are fat and if you stay long enough you will probably get fat.
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    Da-lhe tuga
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    Aaaaw yiii where to? :)
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    Alguem escreveu Portugal?? PORTUGAL CARALHO... Merica!!
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    Heed @goramp’s warning. I spent two years and went from 140lbs to 180lbs. And I started to do everything in lbs, that’s the worst part.
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    Be save. Just dont get shot. Haha.
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    As a American, it's my duty to god, country and family to make you fat by the time you leave.
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    Don't talk about gays, gun control, basic social security, good schools, road infrastructure maintenance, war crimes or other communist stuff. Don't mention all the freedom for enterprises and dictatorship for all the rest either. Limit your topics to what's on American TV shows. 😁
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    When i first went to states, the immigration officer asked me if i was planning to visits prostitutes and smoke weed. True story.

    Como tuga astuto disse-lhe 'ya mas nao vou dizer ó besunta'
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    @searchindex What did you reply? "No, I plan to do sodomy, crystal meth and a terrorist attack?" 8)
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    @FunkDelegate 'i have a business meeting with mr. Heisenberg'
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    @searchindex hahaha! Excellent! 8)
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    BRASIL PORRA! o importante é que conseguimos nos entender ;)

    parabéns pela viagem, fly safe xD

    now I'm getting revenge of the Dutch/German community who starts to not write English on commentaries.
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    @vhoyer bastardos holandeses 8)
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    Fair warning: you may want to stay. ☺
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