True story!

Bless me.
For I can cope up with my team full of scumbags.

My life today. Fuck!

You’ve obviously never engaged in mob programming.

Building working code, yeah probably but writing good, maintainable code is much harder on your own since, at least in my case, maybe I'm just a bad dev, one tends to overlook the KISS breaking parts of code since it makes at that point in time sense. Someone looking over it and asking questions can be an invaluable asset.

@Godisalie Not really! This is true if you're just learning and have no idea about code convention, standards and possible code smells. Most of the times teams have do's and don'ts mentioned in a doc somewhere.
I work best when I am working alone. I can ask for peer review afterwards.