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hamdan
7y

"why do java programmers wear glasses? ...
Because they can't see sharp"

My fucking ex-boss trying to be funny. Well you're not funny youfuckingpieceoftrash

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  • 6
    I laughed the first time i heard this not but not the hundreth ^^"
  • 2
    C# devs are funny af, but they cannot code 😂
  • 0
    @AlpineLinnix everything is ready in c#!
  • 0
    @kgbemployee thank you bro!! i'll do it on Vikings way ;)
  • 1
    @ziadkiwan really ?! I know both java and c#. They are similar, except in java you have to surround every fucking function with try catch.
    LongLiveC#
  • 1
    @hamdan lol, true! But Microsoft made everything very easy in C#
  • 1
    @hamdan @ziadkiwan how about rust? It's still developing but it's already awesome.
  • 2
    @YouAreAPIRate didn't try it yet, i tried once to work in an development programing language and i hated it much!, so I'm waiting the outcome!
  • 1
    @YouAreAPIRate i never get to see it ... I'll have a look at it
    Thanks!
  • 0
    @hamdan it's like c++ but less bloated, safer and with better memory management. Rusts memeory management is what makes it awesome. Every object has a lifetime and the compiler uses those to automatically allocate and deallocate memory. With that you get the speed of c but with the safety of java/python etc.

    The community is still developing but you can already work with it and i guess it'll be the "next thing" in a few years.
  • 0
    Well that was exciting turn of events
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