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If you can't write code please get the fuck out of our way! Stop applying for our jobs! Take a nap on the nearest highway during rush hour. That's all.

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    Instructions are not clear!

    Should the nap be in the middle of the road?

    or on the footpath?
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    @mohammed Well several factors come into play.

    After running several tests and weeks spent perfecting the proper algorithm, the results are in.

    The ideal time, location, and spot would be on the footpath or highway shoulder just after last call on St. Patty's day in the state of Massachusetts.
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    I like the people who pump themselves up on the resume/interview and then drop out of the interview process as soon as we ask them to write a basic sql query. lol.
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