- Good evening, this is the support hotline for stupid questions, how may I help you?

- Hi, is this the support hotline for stupid questions?

"how do I open server that stays open when I close my computer" - to many people

To be fair I can't understand 90% of all the beginning bits wherever I call, sometimes it confuses me so much that I ask them if they are who I wanted to call so I don't moan about by problems to a random stranger I didn't intend to call.