Client: I want you to reverse engineer this piece of software!!
*posts some link to an exe on altervista along with some unrelated crap*
Oh and "I PAY"! (Because you can't even take that for granted anymore these days.)

Me: Alright, I'll look into it but I'm not a reverse engineering expert so don't expect too much.
*Closes Facebook*

Client, day after: Hey have you looked into it already? Have you finished it already?! HEY, RESPOND ALREADY!!!

Me (thinking): YEAH AFTER 1 DAY AND NO PAYMENT DETAILS WHATSOEVER, I INSTANTLY DROPPED EVERYTHING JUST TO PLEASE YOU, FILTHY RAT SACK!! You fucking wish, motherfucker. Down to lowest priority you go! And if I don't feel like doing it, how about I just drop your request and tell you to suck my fleshy snek, HOW ABOUT THAT HUH? Fucking piece of shit 😤

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    I will pay you $100!
  • 26
    Biggest question:-
    Did you finish it already?
    Did you....huh...😂😂
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    @growling I'll reverse engineer a hello world with debug symbols for that 🙃
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    @growling holy shit, you were head-on 🤣
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    So, thát's a group I'm going to avoid...
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    @xewl Hackers Toolbox? It's a page that I maintain along with a few other people.. why would you want to avoid it?
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    @Condor those kind of ppl, oh well.. they're everywhere
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    I would pay 25 schmeckles.
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    @NullBitMe I'm a simple guy I see R&M reference i++.
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    @muliyul if I also ++ a comment that references a comment that references R&M can we get infinite likes? Recursion+++++++....
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    @NullBitMe sorry to disappoint you but my terminal is non R&M comment and some bio-learning results of reposts and bad examples. Your comment falls under category 2 this time (your post contains recursion and I'm certain with 98%).

    Jk don't hate me (gosh I'm such a character)
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