Him: Relation databases are stupid; SQL injections, complex relationships, redundant syntax and so much more!

Me: so what should we use instead? Mongo, redis, some other fancy new db?

Him: no, I have this class in Java, it loads all the data into memory and handles transfers with http.

Me: ...... Bye!

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    That's why you don't mix nosql databases with highly typed programming languages
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    Why use a solid state drive when you can use highly volatile memory to store data
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    Well, Redis is not only a fancy database. It is actually quite useful for storing sessions.
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    This post is BTW, after I read this thing
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    @gitoutofhere Holy shit, how dumb is that guy?
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