Wanna know what I love being able to do now?

Reply to bullshit recruiter emails and basically follow the script:

- Here's my skills
- Here's my availability
- Here's my rate
- Here's my CV

Oh, and BTW, I trade through my own limited company, so stick that up your various orifices you ratchet-fucking moron emailing me about roles that are literally nowhere near related to my publicly available info...