Who does this?!

@davenall I only use tabs for a matter of organizing code so it's not all at the same level and appearing to be "mashed together".

Many coders do that. Since "it's the emacs, not me". And "it looks just fine to me!"

Of course then there's the brotherhood of "no intendation". Since, like, who cares? The code fits better on the screen. And it compiles ok!

A horrible monster

yaml?
Looking at it, typing it or even thinking about it will give you all types of cancer and you will become Wade Wilson.