People have described me as being paranoid. I prefer “sufficiently cautious”.

@irene probably because he's sufficiently cautious.. :v

>NO STAPH, it is going to doom us all!
>It is only a small change! nothing is going to happen!
*commit + push*
*nothing happens*
>...
>See? Nothing happened!
>Maybe you are right...

*next day*

>Im going to push another one... just a little bugfix...
>Ok... (still nervous)
*commit and push*
Prod down, all tests red, manager yells at everybody, code is fucked, internet is down, earthquake is happening, asteroid is coming at earth, coffee is cold, boss commits suicide, national guard on high alert and snacks are gone

>I TOLD YOU!

Homestly i know what you feel @varikvalefor