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YourMom
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Never really had issues with Java, but this is so funny to me.

To date, the high score for toilet seat slams is 5 in one day. Not sure we will ever beat that score.

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  • 5
    This is something I sometimes post in our work discord on first toilet seat slam of the day:
  • 4
    Huh? Java is like C# minus C++.

    The right language to pick if you really, really love boilerplate.

    You also have to be inhumanly obsessed with OOP to be able to use it safely. Otherwise you are risking to to stab yourself with a fork after a short exposure.

    Java: Write once, debug NullPointerExceptions 8 Billion times.
  • 3
    Just found out our MVP for toilet slams isn't in today... I was going to use this fire meme when he approached the bathroom today:
  • 2
    Sounds like you're having fun :D
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