The vimsomware

... so if you're using a keyboard smaller than 100%, you're screwed?

Ah c'mon people, it's not that hard!
All you have to do is pressing the escape button on your keyboard, typing in a colon, slitting your arteries open to use your blood in a satanic ritual to summon an ancient demon to grant you immortality as you'll need it to figure out how to exit vim.

Wasn't so hard as it's made to be, rite?