The year is 2035 and HR checks your rants to see what kind of employee you will be :D lord save us.

I bitch about people because they always, always let me down. Technology generally does what I tell it to. If it doesn't, it's the fault of the dev who wrote it. A person.

If the company is full of competent people, we'll get along famously. If it isn't, I will despise them. So if HR reads my rants and refuses to hire me, it shows me the company is shit. Saves me effort!