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Person:"you're a dev, you must reeeaaaly get frustrated with semi colons 😏"
Me: "at times but it's not such a big problem with the compilers being better now.😊"
Person: "so innovative!😁"
Me: "nothing is innovative!! All new idea app ideas suck and there are not too many clicks!!! The icons are perfect!! Purple and orange buttons are not a good idea!!! What do you mean you want 3 buttons on the one screen that do the same damn thing!! Do you even think!! Oh of course the users are stupid, takes one to know one!!! Doesn't look like much?!!! Sure the backend is a mother fucking kraken the size of Michigan that runs smoother than a babies bottom but hey, let's bitch cause it's too plain on the eye!!! EVERYTHING IS A LIE LIKE THE EXISTANCE OF YOUR BRAAAAIIIN!! - pants neoriticly-😳
Person: "new client? Or friend with an idea? 😒"

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    Orange and purple make a pretty good combo tho.
    Yello and purple is even better
    Another good one is green and purple

    As for the backend, noone cares. Really. The frontend is what gets the users, the backend is there just to make the frontend work.
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    @Froot shhhhh.... Or I shall unleash the kraken on you... 😬
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    @Froot green and purple is clearly the best combo. But only if the green is very bright.
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    Person: you are a ghost you must really be bored of saying booo all the time
    You:no I use an app for it.

    https://play.google.com/store/apps/...
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    @thevariableman 🤣🤣 I enjoyed that so much.
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