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Enterprise that "doesn't have training budget".

Meeting #1: We need to cut the budget and can't guarantee anyone will still have their job next fiscal.

Meeting #2: Hey you all need to read this book. It's mandatory and we will have a follow up meeting to talk about it.

All contractors: okay, but just so you know reading this book is billable and is subject to overtime pay.

Director:πŸ‘πŸ‘Here you go πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°

All of the FTEs that are salaried: 😢

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  • 5
    Nice work, contractors! The poor FTEs will just have to soothe themselves with their health benefits, PTO, 401k match, tuition assistance, paid holidays, and other things the contractors don't get.
  • 1
    @bahua fair point. If I was a contractor I would make sure I'm a SLOW readerπŸ˜‚
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