3

I have a friend named Rich. To protect his identity we will refer to him as Rich.

Rich: I don't like Dick.
Me: ...What?...
Rich: The name, I don't like the name Dick. <Rich then goes on to explain why he doesn't like the name Dick. How he got the name Rich. Like 5 or 10 minutes of this>
Me: <Trying not to laugh, because he is naive enough to not know the other connotations of not liking Dick>
Rich: And that is why I don't like Dick.
Me: <Smiles and nods. This was deep and personal to him.>

Things I wanted to say:
"I am glad we got this out in the open."
"Well, I don't like Dick either."

Comments
  • 0
    Things I would have said because funny:
    "I am glad we got this out in the open."
    "Well, I don't like Dick either."
  • 0
    Is it <dich> or </dich>
Add Comment