Why cant all terms and conditions be this short

Yes to use this FaceBook thing,

I'll agree to everything.

Sure, you'll have my firsborn son,

now just let me carry on.

[ Agree ]

Because that would work for everyone with a common sense (unfortunately not that common nowadays), but not for people willing to sue for money.

" I used not-a-flamethrower to dry my cat after its bath. Nothing said that I shouldn't but that killed him, give me money now."

If you want to see more on the matter, check the warning labels for a product sold in the EU and the same in other part of the world.

@devnulli I mostly said that because I remembered seeing some posts about it, but there are probably other countries / regions doing that.

e.g. https://reddit.com/r/europe/...