My coworker has a candy bowl he periodically fills up. However, he went on travel and failed to fill his bowl. So I created a candy bowl complaint/suggestion signup sheet for people to fill out while he is away. It reads:

<name>'s Candy Bowl Complaint/Suggestion Sheet
Complaint/Suggestion
<followed by a table with lines>

SYNERGY

I wonder how often he actually gets a genuine thank-you for the candy. This sounds like a great way to make sure the candy bowl goes away.

@K-Hole Exactly. "Failed to fill his bowl"? <.< I feel like OP doesn't understand that the coworker put the candy bowl there to encourage people to come up to his desk for a chat, not just so OP can stuff his face for free. There's no point in the coworker filling the bowl up while he's away because no chats are going to happen with an empty desk.

He is a bit conflicted. He hates being disturbed. I work in the same office as him. He does have a sense of humor for this kind of thing. There are people in my office that do not.

To follow up, he was quite pleased with the sheet.

He has left it up to garner more sarcastic remarks.

In unrelated news, the brakes on my car failed for some reason. The next day my coworker was surprised to see me. All in good fun!