Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now dad
Dad: Not asking for a Software Engineer are they?
Me:Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Go see if "Deploying code to production" helps.

  • 4
    Ree ree ree ree ree repost.
  • 2
    This is obviously why flight Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 crashed, it had a software problem and no good engineers on board . . .
  • 0
    I can't today. It's Friday!
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