Users are wiping their assholes with our software. How accurate...

So whomever created this either does not have an understanding of how toilets work or computers.....

Actually that's a great representation of agile software development. If a quick execution of the software does not yield satisfactory results, iterate ( perhaps using a double or triple fold depending on the size of the problem/solution gap). Regardless, every iteration of the software is flimsy, disposable, and ultimately smells like shit.