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IBM makes the ABSOLUTE shittiest products. It doesn’t matter what it is. They just don’t fucking try. They don’t try anymore. I don’t know if they ever did. I am convinced that 99.999999% of the world’s problems are because of IBM’s shit. War? IBM. Famine? IBM. Gun violence in America? IBM. The BM has to stand for Bowel Movement because that’s all they are. They’re fucking shit. And you can disagree with me. I don’t fucking care because I’m right and you’re wrong. IBM. Is. Fucking. Shit.

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    What happened?
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    IBM alert

    OS/2 notified

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    OS/2 sending coordinates

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    OS/2 sending launchcodes

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    ICBM armed

    ICBM launching

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    ...

    ...
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    Can be true, since Cisco already accounts for around 50%.
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    I can agree.

    WebSphere, IBM RAD. These 2 "things" I used on one job. It was a nightmare.
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    IBM can’t code nowadays
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    @Demolishun inter-continental bowel movement?
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    @ParkCity Yes, it's an upgrade from the regular "IBM" which just means "Insane Bowel Movement"
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    We should get drinks and bitch about IBM, that's my past time
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    @ParkCity @SHA-16384
    Itty Bitty Minds
    Indian bureacracatic machine
    Idiots become managers
    Inferior but marketable
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    @rutee07 I can’t go anywhere that they aren’t. I’m starting to believe that this is hell. I’m in hell and IBM is the devil. They’re fucking satan....
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    @sashahilton00 "You dare come into my house and pronounce those evil names?! That's it, I'm angry."
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