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I fucking hate environnement configuration so much that I prefer to debug 8 hours straight rather than lose my time and shit for 2 hours on idiotic configuration problems and jump from page to page like a dumbass

"Hey you want that module, download it here !"
"Oopsie, starting from X version of the JDK/JRE this is no longer standalone and directly embedded in"
"Can't find it ? Well I just forgot to tell you that starting from Y version this is COMPLETELY removed from what I just told you to search in and now in another standalone package"
"So now you added your package as dependency for you project, your IDE detects everything well but can't run your code ? That's because it doesn't work anyway, use another method found on the dedicated Github issue which makes little sense and that you have to apply everytime, then sacrifice your inexistent newborn to connect to the 9th circle of hell where Java resides so everything will work"

I knew I couldn't get away using fucking Java and JavaFX

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  • 1
    Suddenly Python dependency hell doesn't seem so bad. It's been so long since I used Java that I sort of forgot how much of a pain it was to set up.
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    @EmberQuill Funny enough, guess how I escaped this ?
    I switched to Python.

    It was a school project where we had to use either Java or Python to make a puzzle game anyway.
    I do not like much to do that with Python, but at least I solved the problem I had — installing a graphical framework — in 10 seconds where with Java I wasn't done after 3 HOURS.
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    Pro tip:

    Screen share with colleagues who use a lot of plugins.

    They’ll help you - and remember how they set up their own evns and how they quickly fixed thenproblems which occurred.

    I’ve learned so many nifty IDE tricks while mob programming with others
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