I wish there was an api that tracked how many farts are getting blasted into office chairs around the world in real time

It would be difficult to reliably collect that data. It would probably have to be subscription-gated.

@bahua yes indeed, but just the mere thought of how fast that ticker would be rolling!!!

1st dataset- total amount of Farts being blunderbussed into chairs globally in realtime.

2nd dataset- the amount of poor bastards who are locked inside vim AS WE SPEAK and can't get out...in real time, of course!

3rd dataset- total amount of dollars made as a result of theoretically being paid one dollar for every time someone has asked me how to install AND hack Instagram with Kali Linux

@rutee07 THAT'S HOW IT BEGINS

@bahua A wireless sensor you insert into your ass for detecting farts. Connected to your phone where the APP will collect data.

@NoToJavaScript just wait a 5-10 years iphones will collect that

@KDSBest And then someone will point out that Android had this feature for the past 10 years

I heard there is a cpp lib for it....somewhere

Found something !

The prototype is already there since 2018

https://arstechnica.com/science/...

Yes!