Do it's been about 19 days since my last update on my shitty internet and the upgrade that's meant to be in the pipeline for the current month.
Despite seeing people laying cable around my neighbourhood there's been no update on their website or in my letterbox.
It's halfway through the month and news outlets are reporting that the NBN has said that they:

Have 99% coverage
100,000 suburbs that aren't fully catered to

But, can't cater to a property that is in a relatively dense area less than 20km from a major city.