when the code works: that's f**king easy
when the code doesn't work: what the f**k is going on, you dirty piece of sh*t, you f**king computer, sh**y compiler.

oh, dear! I missed a semicolon

Rubber-ducking helps me find those missing semi colons

To be more precise: I don't just rubber duck. When I have an error I can't fire out - I really start writing a message in slack to the most detail oriented dev in my team. 'how can this not work? My code is x=1 and it outputs "x is 2" '
80% of the time I figure out the problem before posting or in the minutes after, as that makes me read my code again with a super critical eye. Cause I can't stand the thought of him saying "you goof, you're missing a semicolon"

Last time it was a space in an email address