Any devs here who are rad enough to get a magic trackpad?
How to close Chrome tab with three fingers tap and click with no funny business?

Over the tab then tap with three fingers

I used to rely on an app called magicprefs, but it's deprecated now. Now I use a commercial app called multitouch, which costs $15, wherein you can bind a three-finger click and tap to the middle click. It works very well.

Also, chrome eats ass with miracle whip.