"In the beginning, God created Heavens and Earth. It was supposed to have been done in a week, but He had problems with some SaaS service providers and it ended up taking several billion years"

My one-week-task haven't got to a billion years (yet), but it was EXCLUSIVELY due to SaaS providers going bananas and not solving SHIT with their own shitty problem-making solutions.

Who created God ?

@vane Who created whoever created God ?

@vane When you are living in an existence where everything seems to have a beginning and an end, you tend to think everything has a beginning and an end. I imagine there are beings that think we are just ignorant as hell.

@Demolishun if there is no begging or end who created that ?

@-red who created whoever created who created God ?

@vane Actually, God created God.
So the answer to your questions, is God.

LoL why am I indulging in this.

@-red Maybe and maybe we’re living in someone’s ass and are part of big fart that moves us around this shit hole.

@vane Journey to the Center of the Arse... Isn't that a movie?

@vane, God is a built-in global resource in Go, so no component has to create It

@vane
Gods are defined - not created.

@JsonBoa compiler needs to create it

@Oktokolo So if something is not defined does it exists or not ?

For example you defined spoon, you like this spoon and some day you undefined it, it’s lost or breaks and you get rid of it, time pass and you forgot about it. Does it exists or not ?

By using quantum entanglement you can say that you’re connected with everything you touched.

Now imagine you take a shower and touch water, other water touch water to so at the moment you take shower you touch all people that touch water.

How are you certain that you are you and by taking shower you didn’t swap minds with some other person?
( people say I’ll take a refreshing shower )

Now imagine you meet something ethereal and it touches you, your mind swaps to place where ethereal people live.

What if you don’t have to touch it to visit ethereal places, cause you took a shower when someone died and you’ve been there but you swapped minds and escaped and those ethereal things are trying to find you ?

When you looked at the ethereal place part of your mind got lost and stayed there so now does it mean you’re defined or not, cause ethereal part of you is gone and you can’t get it anymore, and when ethereal things find you and touch you you land in different place than part of your mind, and your body dies, does it mean you don’t exist, cause you can’t get your lost part of mind anymore or you exist ?

@vane
Defined vs. created: Numbers are defined, spoons are created.
Gods are like numbers, not like spoons.

@Oktokolo how do you know Gods are not the spoons ?

@vane
Occam's razor told me.