People : We have cache problems, nothing works !

Me looking at 2 GB cache : Well, ok here you go : (Screen)

Someone storing porn there for lightning access?

@asgs Not evn that.

We just migrated to redis cache like 3 weeks ago.

There is a HUGE differences between usijng memory cache and redis cache. Still working out some of them :)

But now I can have 2,3,...1000 parqllels servers !

It comes with some cost and managing redis is a pain. Specially as redis SLA is only 99.9.

We've promised clients 99.96.

@NoToJavaScript you should insert KEYS * here and there to simulate slowness

A website which is slow and doesn't work is slightly perceived to be more realistic than the one which is fast and doesn't work in the end

@asgs You'd do that in the frontend ideally, so that you have complete control over the timings of the fake process.

@lbfalvy the idea is to give up the control and let chaos take over